The Night Nurse Show

Episode 104

Recorded: May 8th 2008

Scott and Stefan are joined in the studio with fellow podcaster Rowley from The Dark Compass Show. Movies, music, politics, marriage and children all get covered. Scott is trying to get Stefan laid, bless him and Rowley talks about his MS. Check it out bitches.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• Hello Rowley!!
• Deathboy is my gay lover.
• Rowley is fertile
• Stefan is unemployed
• Gay people gurn worse than anyone
• People on the Dole
• “What’s it like being blind?”
• “Tell Stefan you want to fuck!”
• Fritzl’s interview
• Halloween
• “I didn’t want him to become Mayor”
• “Ban Drunk People!”
• “Well Done! Well Done! FUCK YOU!”
• “Criminal don’t make a lot of noise”
• Down to the pub.
• Wack one off to Rowley
• Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed - click here for free NIN Album

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Stefan, Rowley and Scott. Photo courtsey of Rowley - taken by some lady that works at the pub.

Episode 103

Recorded: May 2nd 2008

Just John and Stefan this week talking about their usual high-brow topics. Apologies for the unplanned ending, the shitting minidisc ran out before we’d finished. Can’t be arsed with notes.

Hosted and Produced by: John

Episode 102

Recorded: April 24th 2008

Scott and Stefan get together after a two week break to talk about all the shit they have been getting up to. Scott thinks he has Stefan’s sexuality figured out and goes on at length about his recent trip to the states. Belimia, murder and shout outs. A corker of a show for you lovely, lovely people.

Features:
Scott News

Highlights:

• A second intro
• Stefan wants Scott
• The worst airplane movies
• Lost luggage
• Too much food
• “Do you speak French?”
• “You still smoke weed?”
• Tipping
• Vampire gamers
• “Welcome to New York!”
• Getting laid
• Meeting Keith and The Girl
• Looking for employment
• Blow up mattresses
• “He’s a fat fuck!”
• “Flid or Manboy?!”
• American Commercials
• “What was the first funniest?”
• The Shout Outs!

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Scott with Keith and Chemda from the Keith and The Girl Show. Photos taken by Scuddy! Thanks!

Episode 101

Recorded: April 3th 2008

Scott, Steve and Stefan are together in the studio giving you classic rambling with a special guest in the form of Jules who decided to come along for the ride towards the end. Scott is off to the states next week, Steve still working like a dog and Stefan wants to be paid to drink with old men.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• Scott can’t help but go on about himself.
• German Doctor
• Stefan needs a job
• Steve works weekends
• Media Camp
• Chromosomes
• “If anything he ever said that made sense, it’s that!”
• Steve goes political - again
• “….until someone dies”
• Scott needs to learn how to read
• Balls are bashing
• Retro goodness
• Kiting
• Looking forward to the show
• Special Shout Out

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Back in a few weeks everyone!

Episode 100

Recorded: March 27th 2008

Well, we tried to get us all in for the show this week but Natasha was jet setting off to Europe so you got the four boys holding the fort. Steve is back though with some tales of woe involving a house guest. Scott needs a new airport card, John has given up the bad stuff and Stefan just sits there cracking bad jokes as usual. Thank you all for listening to us this far. Don’t worry, there will be more!

Features:

John’s Tales

Scott’s News

Features:

• Where’s Natasha
• The dinner
• There was a female singer
• Scott was not Nightwishing
• “He’s never done oral.”
• Steve’s woes
• “Never trust a born again Christian”
• “Put his testicles in the freezer.”
• “I suck butter”
• Another fantastic email
• “Tears and Cum”
• Scott’s story
• The ruined Jeremy story
• “You’re both retarded”
• A women with a new anus
• A letter to Steve Jobs
• “Sounds like to me you want to stick something up Scott’s arse”
• A hectic ending.

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Episode 99

Recorded: March 24th 2008

Hello, Scott here and this is my individual podcast. It’s long overdue I know but seeing it’s a lazy Easter Monday, I thought I would put a little something out there for your, erm, entertainment. With so much going on in my mind with relationships and friendships, I just let rip. It felt good to get it all off my chest and if anything, it will give you a bit of an insight on me and some of my life. Plus, I answer some of the questions that you lovely listeners have sent in.

Highlights:

• Tech Specs
• Why questions?
• The beauty of podcasting
• A Postmordem
• Psycho Phone Call
• “I feel so embarrassed”
• A falling out
• A birthday let down
• “You guys must think I am fucking crazy, I’m NOT!”
• Bif Naked - Let Down
• Kissing American girls
• Chris Moyles
• Why I left America
• Yes, I can read!
• How I lost my virginity
• Lift Jumping
• More to come…

Recorded and Produced by: Scott

Episode 98

Recorded: March 13th 2008

John, Scott and Stefan are joined in the studio by Charles from America! We get Steve on the phone to join us as well. A load of subjects covered from a women stuck on the toilet, beating up Swans with sticks and Scott opens up more about his life at the moment.

Features:

Scott’s News
John Tales

Highlights:

• A mofo in the studio
• Beating swans with sticks.
• Charles never been on the tube
• Natasha makes a surprise appearance
• The English name game
• Steve reckons we are all a bit gay
• Rehashing of a night out
• Is Scott dsylexic?
• It’s a crap relationship
• Crack off into tales
• Lots of faggots in Frisco
• Finding Scott’s Dad
• Down with the shallow people!

Hosted and Produced by Scott

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Episode 97

Recorded: March 6th 2008

You luck people! Two shows in one week! This time we have Scott and Stefan together catching up on what’s been going on with them. Scott reckons he is the next Dr Ruth and wants to hear about your sex problems and Stefan is knackered from playing too much football. They are also wondering on whether Patrick Swayze is going to die.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• AWOL and Anal
• Stefan’s work experience
• More Tube Ranting
• Down time
• Baggage
• “Good, I haven’t cum today”
• Scott’s sex advice
• Other people having sex in the same room
• “That’s the one that really gets you.”
• Geeks are mourning
• “Where’s the Mr T jingles?”

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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Episode 96

Recorded: Febuary 28th 2008

John and Stefan. The clue’s in the title. Excuse the cuts and fades - the minidisc completely fucked us over and we had to lose massive chunks.

Features:
Stefan’s News
John’s Tales

Highlights:

• Furtling
• Your emails
• How to stave off orgasm
• Sparrow in the studio
• Special types of poo
• Tapeworms
• The speed of poo
• Tooth in eye socket op
• The loudest news jingle ever
• Windaloo
• 80s computer porn
• 80s tits
• Erotica books
• Our favourite porn
• Music courtesy of the excellent Kinski that I saw in Camden in a few weeks back - Hiding Drugs in the Temple Pt2

Hosted by: Stefan

Edited with great pain by: John

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Episode 95

Recorded: Febuary 21st 2008

John, Scott and Stefan are in the studio this week even though they sound like they can’t be bothered. However, with face biting rapists on the loose, Facebook in decline and the Winehouse managing to hold a tune, the boys find plenty to talk about. John’s got wind, Stefan keeps going on about little kids and Scott demostrates at one point, it might all be about him, again.

Features:
Scott’s News
John’s Tales

Highlights:

• “Looking for a bus” fart
• Your emails
• “Uncle Stefan has the softest touch.”
• Messaging John’s wife
• “Keeping the show going..”
• “Who bites someone’s face?”
• “Overpaid arsebandits”
• “I’m masterbating over your Facebook photos”
• My Death Space
• Springs throughout the body
• “You thought Natasha was loud on that show..?”

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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