Recorded: June 5th 2008

Scott and Stefan are joined in the studio by Jules again and Tim from Radio Clash. Tim came through on Stefan’s demands providing Bourbon and Biscuits much to Scott and Stefan’s excitement. The talk of all sorts of misadventures. The last drinks on the tube, radio djs in slings and Tim exposes some of Scott’s misadventures. Also, Jules offers her advice to listeners after we find out that The Night Nurse Show can change lives.

Features: Scott’s News

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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Recorded: May 29th 2008

Scott and Stefan are joined in the studio a self confessed Live Roll Playing, Database managing number 1 fan of the show, Ed! We make his day by inviting him in to discuss Jewish people, Coke, Sharon Stone offending people, Bionic monkey arms and bad customer service.

Features: Scott’s News

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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Recorded: May 22nd 2008

Steve is back in the studio with Scott and Stefan. Boy, it was good to have him back and in typical Steve fashion, he has a lot to say and he lets it all out. Stefan has some good news on the job front. Bad drivers, cum in the eye, gay children, politics and it’s always a mate’s birthday.

Features - Scott’s News

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Scott and Stefan are once again joined by Jules. They talk more about medical aliment, freaky operations, Scott not being a racist, crap celebs, murders in London, flatmates, Scott not being racist, crap food, women’s lib, saying Hello to Timmy and oh yeah, was it mentioned that Scott is not racist!?

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When Rowley came in as a guest for show #104, we did actually continue recording for a little bit where we geeked out about podcasting, talked more about music downloading and Rowley’s MS.

This show is not on the podcast feed and only available here on the website as a little bonus show for you.

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Recorded: May 8th 2008

Scott and Stefan are joined in the studio with fellow podcaster Rowley from The Dark Compass Show. Movies, music, politics, marriage and children all get covered. Scott is trying to get Stefan laid, bless him and Rowley talks about his MS. Check it out bitches.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• Hello Rowley!!
• Deathboy is my gay lover.
• Rowley is fertile
• Stefan is unemployed
• Gay people gurn worse than anyone
• People on the Dole
• “What’s it like being blind?”
• “Tell Stefan you want to fuck!”
• Fritzl’s interview
• Halloween
• “I didn’t want him to become Mayor”
• “Ban Drunk People!”
• “Well Done! Well Done! FUCK YOU!”
• “Criminal don’t make a lot of noise”
• Down to the pub.
• Wack one off to Rowley
• Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed - click here for free NIN Album

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Stefan, Rowley and Scott. Photo courtsey of Rowley - taken by some lady that works at the pub.

Recorded: May 2nd 2008

Just John and Stefan this week talking about their usual high-brow topics. Apologies for the unplanned ending, the shitting minidisc ran out before we’d finished. Can’t be arsed with notes.

Hosted and Produced by: John

Recorded: April 24th 2008

Scott and Stefan get together after a two week break to talk about all the shit they have been getting up to. Scott thinks he has Stefan’s sexuality figured out and goes on at length about his recent trip to the states. Belimia, murder and shout outs. A corker of a show for you lovely, lovely people.

Features:
Scott News

Highlights:

• A second intro
• Stefan wants Scott
• The worst airplane movies
• Lost luggage
• Too much food
• “Do you speak French?”
• “You still smoke weed?”
• Tipping
• Vampire gamers
• “Welcome to New York!”
• Getting laid
• Meeting Keith and The Girl
• Looking for employment
• Blow up mattresses
• “He’s a fat fuck!”
• “Flid or Manboy?!”
• American Commercials
• “What was the first funniest?”
• The Shout Outs!

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Scott with Keith and Chemda from the Keith and The Girl Show. Photos taken by Scuddy! Thanks!

Recorded: April 3th 2008

Scott, Steve and Stefan are together in the studio giving you classic rambling with a special guest in the form of Jules who decided to come along for the ride towards the end. Scott is off to the states next week, Steve still working like a dog and Stefan wants to be paid to drink with old men.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• Scott can’t help but go on about himself.
• German Doctor
• Stefan needs a job
• Steve works weekends
• Media Camp
• Chromosomes
• “If anything he ever said that made sense, it’s that!”
• Steve goes political - again
• “….until someone dies”
• Scott needs to learn how to read
• Balls are bashing
• Retro goodness
• Kiting
• Looking forward to the show
• Special Shout Out

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Back in a few weeks everyone!

Recorded: March 27th 2008

Well, we tried to get us all in for the show this week but Natasha was jet setting off to Europe so you got the four boys holding the fort. Steve is back though with some tales of woe involving a house guest. Scott needs a new airport card, John has given up the bad stuff and Stefan just sits there cracking bad jokes as usual. Thank you all for listening to us this far. Don’t worry, there will be more!

Features:

John’s Tales

Scott’s News

Features:

• Where’s Natasha
• The dinner
• There was a female singer
• Scott was not Nightwishing
• “He’s never done oral.”
• Steve’s woes
• “Never trust a born again Christian”
• “Put his testicles in the freezer.”
• “I suck butter”
• Another fantastic email
• “Tears and Cum”
• Scott’s story
• The ruined Jeremy story
• “You’re both retarded”
• A women with a new anus
• A letter to Steve Jobs
• “Sounds like to me you want to stick something up Scott’s arse”
• A hectic ending.

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Recorded: March 24th 2008

Hello, Scott here and this is my individual podcast. It’s long overdue I know but seeing it’s a lazy Easter Monday, I thought I would put a little something out there for your, erm, entertainment. With so much going on in my mind with relationships and friendships, I just let rip. It felt good to get it all off my chest and if anything, it will give you a bit of an insight on me and some of my life. Plus, I answer some of the questions that you lovely listeners have sent in.

Highlights:

• Tech Specs
• Why questions?
• The beauty of podcasting
• A Postmordem
• Psycho Phone Call
• “I feel so embarrassed”
• A falling out
• A birthday let down
• “You guys must think I am fucking crazy, I’m NOT!”
• Bif Naked - Let Down
• Kissing American girls
• Chris Moyles
• Why I left America
• Yes, I can read!
• How I lost my virginity
• Lift Jumping
• More to come…

Recorded and Produced by: Scott

Recorded: March 13th 2008

John, Scott and Stefan are joined in the studio by Charles from America! We get Steve on the phone to join us as well. A load of subjects covered from a women stuck on the toilet, beating up Swans with sticks and Scott opens up more about his life at the moment.

Features:

Scott’s News
John Tales

Highlights:

• A mofo in the studio
• Beating swans with sticks.
• Charles never been on the tube
• Natasha makes a surprise appearance
• The English name game
• Steve reckons we are all a bit gay
• Rehashing of a night out
• Is Scott dsylexic?
• It’s a crap relationship
• Crack off into tales
• Lots of faggots in Frisco
• Finding Scott’s Dad
• Down with the shallow people!

Hosted and Produced by Scott

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Recorded: March 6th 2008

You luck people! Two shows in one week! This time we have Scott and Stefan together catching up on what’s been going on with them. Scott reckons he is the next Dr Ruth and wants to hear about your sex problems and Stefan is knackered from playing too much football. They are also wondering on whether Patrick Swayze is going to die.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• AWOL and Anal
• Stefan’s work experience
• More Tube Ranting
• Down time
• Baggage
• “Good, I haven’t cum today”
• Scott’s sex advice
• Other people having sex in the same room
• “That’s the one that really gets you.”
• Geeks are mourning
• “Where’s the Mr T jingles?”

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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Recorded: Febuary 28th 2008

John and Stefan. The clue’s in the title. Excuse the cuts and fades - the minidisc completely fucked us over and we had to lose massive chunks.

Features:
Stefan’s News
John’s Tales

Highlights:

• Furtling
• Your emails
• How to stave off orgasm
• Sparrow in the studio
• Special types of poo
• Tapeworms
• The speed of poo
• Tooth in eye socket op
• The loudest news jingle ever
• Windaloo
• 80s computer porn
• 80s tits
• Erotica books
• Our favourite porn
• Music courtesy of the excellent Kinski that I saw in Camden in a few weeks back - Hiding Drugs in the Temple Pt2

Hosted by: Stefan

Edited with great pain by: John

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Recorded: Febuary 21st 2008

John, Scott and Stefan are in the studio this week even though they sound like they can’t be bothered. However, with face biting rapists on the loose, Facebook in decline and the Winehouse managing to hold a tune, the boys find plenty to talk about. John’s got wind, Stefan keeps going on about little kids and Scott demostrates at one point, it might all be about him, again.

Features:
Scott’s News
John’s Tales

Highlights:

• “Looking for a bus” fart
• Your emails
• “Uncle Stefan has the softest touch.”
• Messaging John’s wife
• “Keeping the show going..”
• “Who bites someone’s face?”
• “Overpaid arsebandits”
• “I’m masterbating over your Facebook photos”
• My Death Space
• Springs throughout the body
• “You thought Natasha was loud on that show..?”

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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Recorded: Febuary 14th 2008

*WARNING* I must apologise for the sound quality of this show. I am dumb and did not change the setting on the recording equipment and the mics and mixing desk were not picked up. Plus, the back up recording had gaps in the audio. This sounds like it was recorded on one mic in the room. You can hear us but it’s not up to our normal standard. - Scott
It’s Valentine’s Day and the three single boys, Scott, Steve and Stefan get together to bitch about being single, Heather Mills and hoodies. Things get heated in the studio but the love is still there and there is always Stefan on hand to make crap jokes.

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• Stefan’s joke
• Where’s the jingle?
• Steve dreams of pussies and cock.
• Prostate testing
• Ugly People
• No feeling, no sex
• Steve brings up celebrity
• Scott is bored of American politcs
• Heather Mills is leaving
• “Go to the fucking toilet!”
• Steve doesn’t have a T.V.
• Civil Liberties and having some balls
• Hoodies
• Listener Emails

Recorded and Produced badly by: Scott

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Recorded: Febuary 7th 2008

Recorded on location in The Puzzle and The Queens Arms in the deepest depths of West London, Scott and Stefan meet John and Natasha an hour after they had been self medicating from their stressful days. From this point maddess ensues. Natasha has a little too much however John and Stefan do their best to have a meaningful conversation and all Scott wants is a cheap roast. If you ever wanted to know what it was like to get drunk with us, this is your way to find out.

Highlights:

• We are recording by the way..
• Whetherspoons Pub
• People pummeling everyone.
• Drugging Britney - should have come around to mine!
• The Queens Quim
• Nicking the pictures
• John gets Ragga
• Puking in front of people, for pleasure.
• Your Lesbian Boy Mates
• So busy running around trying to wipe our own asses
• Shut up and listen!!
• All I am doing is focussing
• S.A.D.
• Natasha got married again
• “Yeah yeah yeah, don’t make it worse..”
• TAXI!!!!

Hosted by: Beautiful Lesbian Boy Mates
Produced: Scott

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Recorded: Janaury 31st 2008

John, Scott and Stefan come together this week to give you, the listener frank questions and discussion about the show, Nazi’s and smoking. There is no internet in the studio so no news but this show will leave you asking: Will Stefan buy a backpack stereo? Have you ever wondered about John’s erections? Will Scott stick out his resolutions? Find out on this show!

Features:
John’s Tales - Extended

Highlights:

• The bitch is crazy
• Stefan will never feel belonged
• Helmets
• “Shouting at the poor”
• Raging boners
• Scott’s Nazi Fantasy
• Stefan feels guilty
• Combating the weight
• “Dwarves in bags”
• Gay old people’s homes
• All our lovely listeners
• Stefan doing a rant?
• Soduku

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

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Recorded: January 24th 2008

Scott and Stefan are holding the fort yet again. With some tales of smells, work, fake competitions and poor Amy Winehouse, they manage to hold the conversation till they realise they are too tired to carry on. There is also the question, why do men like to smell their fingers?

Features:
Scott’s News

Highlights:

• Rasberry Barret
• Scott’s work woes
• Stefan expells gas
• Scott’s got a story
• A call from nature
• Job interviews
• The travel itinary
• Scott doesn’t remember Saturday night
• Wind on the balls
• Just say it’s recorded!
• “I laugh at things that don’t immiedately affect me.”
• Never smoked crack
• Listener emails
• A half assed memorandium
• Taste in your mouth B.O.
• Promo - Dark Compass Metal Show

Hosted and Produced by: Scott

Recorded: January 17th 2008

Believe it or not, all five of us are in the studio this week and it all goes off. Alarms, spillages, arguements and much laughter. Find out about our trips away and the ones we have planned. Natasha is in love and wants to bore everyone with it. Steve cuts down the number of projects he has and John loves New York. Scott and Stefan don’t feel so alone anymore. Whatt more could you want?

Features:

Scott’s News
John’s Tales

Highlights:

• Natasha caught in song
• All five in the studio
• Swedish National Swimming
• Ring the alarm, hide the booze
• American Pancakes
• Torn off boobs
• Scott’s supposed dream
• Part time jobs?
• Ememy.NME.com
• “this didn’t happen when I worked for the BBC”
• “Email the fucking”
• Pet frogs and toy motorcycles
• Setting yourself on fire
• Gay Deaf Sex
• “It’s good to be talking shit on a microphone”

Hosted by: John
Produced by: Scott

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